Just saw iron man, batman, and darth vader hanging out on the streets of Las Vegas. It’s not comic con, but I’ll take it
Me: um, I think there’s hair in my wings…
Waitress: a human hair? What are you thinking is hair?
Me: *point out hairy lookin spots*
Waitress: oh, that’s not hair, that’s just feathers, our chicken comes fresh
Me: oh, ok… so there’s chicken hair in my food…
Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him