Robin Is My Life

Just saw iron man, batman, and darth vader hanging out on the streets of Las Vegas. It’s not comic con, but I’ll take it

Me: um, I think there’s hair in my wings…
Waitress: a human hair? What are you thinking is hair?
Me: *point out hairy lookin spots*
Waitress: oh, that’s not hair, that’s just feathers, our chicken comes fresh
Me: oh, ok… so there’s chicken hair in my food…

swiggityswagurfab:







This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

(via giraffes-are-cooler-than-you)

Westboro Babtist Church believes Misha Collins is the Antichrist.

[x]

(Source: tallblondeviking, via giraffes-are-cooler-than-you)

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

(via worldshortestimelord)

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via giraffes-are-cooler-than-you)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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